love makes seman taste better
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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