just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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