Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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