I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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