Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
nutella sex= disaster
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
