i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
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and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
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Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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