Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
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I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
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Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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