I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
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all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
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You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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