It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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