Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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