dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
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I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
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I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
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