I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
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