I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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