shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
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she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
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just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
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