She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
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