dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
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