Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
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get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
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I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
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