During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
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He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
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What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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