When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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