i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Randomize
