batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
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I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
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Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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