So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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