Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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