They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
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The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
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I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
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