Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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