so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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