just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
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Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
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The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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