I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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