I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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