his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
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Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
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I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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