Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I still have a little drunk in my system
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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