This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
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