I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
He kissed a someone with a penis
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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