i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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