so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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