normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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