It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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