I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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