she kept yelling 'call me bella'
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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