sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
kristin has been a bad kristin
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
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