hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
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