They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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