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  I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  I need help removing her.

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• (954): View more from Florida

  Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!

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  God Bless America!

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• (805): View more from California

  they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate

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• (561): View more from Florida

  Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  This has been your unwelcomed wake-up call, brought to you by exes united. Have a good day, to opt out please type "STOP", to continue but act as though they do not exist please enter "DON'T CARE" for random daily wake up texts by exes united please press "PSYCHO!"

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• (917): View more from New York City

  That would make regret #10

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  He was more like the original regret

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• (425): View more from Washington

  I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it

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• (831): View more from California

  DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.

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