I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
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Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
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The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
how drunk are you?