She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
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Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
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You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together