i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
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They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
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So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
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