Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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