Where are you?
In a non slutty way
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
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