Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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