You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Randomize
