But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
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last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
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we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
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