I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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