My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
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