Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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