dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
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I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
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He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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